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sam wilson ([personal profile] wingedman) wrote2017-03-02 09:07 pm
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-08 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Alcohol seems to have that effect, but luckily it works both ways!

Is that what comes to mind for humans from Earth when they think of elves?

[Since it's... not exactly what elves are like where he's from, or at least not all of them.]
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-09 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm real curious what people think dark elves are like.
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-09 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's kinda racist. I know some lovely dark elves, used to do a show in the Underdark every now and then, great crowd.
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no Sam, that kinda racism doesn't exist where he's from]

What does skin color have to do with it?
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 01:34 am (UTC)(link)

Fuck that.

Sometimes people are kinda dicks to other races but it's not like, that bad.
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna go ahead and blame the lack of magic, makes things real weird.
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Ohhh that explain the elves and dwarves thing, was that a really shitty metaphor?
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Oh gods, you just made me think about fucking the only dwarf I'm friends with so I hate you a little bit right now!!

[gross!!! gross!!!]
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[personal profile] spellslots 2017-04-10 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Thank you for the mercy, Sam.]

I'll be honest, I already have the bottle of wine open and I'm skipping the 'glass' part of this equation.